International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece

LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND—In what scholars have called the largest shake-up of the game’s rule set in centuries, the International Chess Federation announced Tuesday that it was adding a race car piece to the playing board. “In all officially sanctioned matches played from today forward, the pawn immediately in front of a player’s king will be replaced with […]

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@ben At long last! Now for an update on all the other pieces: white king replaced by a 'President' that can do whatever it wants, Castle replaced by a House with numerous bathrooms...