If you're wondering what I'm doing on this fine morning: I'm recursively wgetting ~140G of old #Gentoo dist-kernel binary packages (that nobody really cares about) just to re-kup-load it to the same hypervisor after renaming and PGP-signing them. At roughly 14 MiB/s.

Praise be overengineered solutions.

Yes, I could be instead spending hours trying to figure out PGP agent forwarding.

EDIT: it's no longer 14 MiB/s.