Things you can say to immediately mobilize large sections of the Fedi:
• “I think I might be a girl.”
• “I can’t make sound work on Linux.”
• “What kind of bug is this?”
• “I want to learn how to play the bass guitar.”

RE: https://old.mermaid.town/@futzle/116368951953895991

I want to learn how to play the bass guitar!

🤓

@emma_cogdev
I hope your instance is ready for the traffic.

Anyway, what you want is some combination of reading music, using tablature, and learning by ear. Doesn't require anything fancy: four strings, some frets, maybe a knob or two....