𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"21h ago

How To Negotiate Like A President

TRUMP: Surprise! I have murdered your leader and also 160 schoolgirls.

IRAN: Cool cool cool hey go fuck yourself. The Strait of Hormuz is closed now.

TRUMP: You have one day to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.

IRAN: Go fuck yourself.

TRUMP: You have three days to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.

IRAN: Go fuck yourself.

TRUMP: You have two more days to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.

IRAN: Go fuck yourself.

TRUMP: You have one week to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.

IRAN: Go fuck yourself.

TRUMP: You have 24 hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.

IRAN: Go fuck yourself.

TRUMP: You have two weeks to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.

IRAN: Go fuck yourself. Also, here is a list of 10 demands where you give us everything we want and the Strait stays closed.

TRUMP: Deal!

TRUMP: I am the smartest and best negotiator that ever negotiatinged.

Show threadtripleman, a 🇨🇦 in 🇩🇪16h ago
@Lana Israel: hold my beer.
Show threadKye.br 

@tripleman @Lana Also,
US: we want regime change. We want to install someone (pointing) that is partial to us.

Israel: bomb/assassinate someone.

US: how about this one, this way we have stability.

Israel: *streaming bomb* nope~

PS: it’s because Israel stated goal is instability of the region so they can’t be a problem in future. That’s where people will rise up rhetoric comes from because that was their goal (Civil war) but it didn’t happen and here we are.

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