Things you can say to immediately mobilize large sections of the Fedi:
• “I think I might be a girl.”
• “I can’t make sound work on Linux.”
• “What kind of bug is this?”
• “I want to learn how to play the bass guitar.”

@futzle "I can't make sound work on Linux" makes me twitch. Touché.

And by the way, hi, remember me? I'm really glad to see you still out here in the world. :)

@bkendig Djali, the NetscapeGoat! How are you? Great to see you again.
@futzle Wonderful to see you, too! Omigosh - you have thousands of followers here; you're famous! I would love to catch up with you sometime and find out what's new with you in the past two and a half decades. :) Email me sometime at [email protected]!