Next time #POTUS threatens to wipe out a #civilization, I'm going right into RobinHood and buying #stocks when the market dips.

#TACO is so predictable at this point, that day trading could work.

I'm going to try this. Next time POTUS tweets about someone's obliteration, I'm going to buy $200 of some DJIA stocks.

EDIT: So in 2 weeks when it looks like WWIII all over again and markets dip, I buy. When he TACOs, I sell the next day.

EDIT2: I'm really happy that he TACOs a lot. Especially this time. If he followed through and became a war criminal, the world would be much worse off. Being that as it may be, the oligarchs are the ones winning, every time.