"I was totally onboard the President's plan, when he let us say the r-word and mass deport darkskinned foreign-looking people, and actively worked to erase trans people from existence, and when he sent his secret police into Minneapolis to commit a bunch of kidnappings and murders, and then there's the whole Epstein files thing, and the conquering Venezuela thing, and his wanting to conquer Greenland thing--but this war with Iran, why he's completely lost it! We're definitely not for that.

"....Just that. The rest is fucking awesome. Can't we get back to that?"