#Auspol

i am the paper bag of dogshit
someone placed on your doorstep
and lit
just before they rang your doorbell

without giving some thin-skinned litigious twat cause to sue you, do you…

stamp me out
20%
huff and puff
10%
put me last on your ballot paper
60%
other (please explain)
10%
Poll ended at .
It's what I've done with every #OneNotion 🐕 💩 ever.