I was reminded of this song tonight, which was a novelty radio hit for about 15 minutes when I was in high school.

Truth being stranger than fiction, later that summer I was in a grocery store in suburban Paris (Nanterre) in 1981 when this played over the store sound system, to my great surprise. Un petit monde.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6wtSc9WhPY&feature=youtu.be