Shit, wish some hawt countess from like... one of those ol' 30s "horror" films would come and like adopt me

- Hot milf
- Generational wealth
- Alcohol is no longer illegal
- Big ol' dinner parties

And a big ol' haunted 18th century house that may be haunted or is just next to an asylum... and like the patients sometimes escape and like kill guests .

Then there is this curse where every thinks the lady of the house is like evil but she's actually just hella gay and the deaths are coincidental