Have you tried taking a bunch of cocaine and then coding? It's so much easier that way. Coding while high on cocaine is the future, you can write so many more lines of code if you're doing lines beforehand, I got high on cocaine and wrote an entire app, it's great
Honestly I think this is a really good metaphor. It raises obvious questions about code quality, isn't ethically produced, can have negative long-term effects on the developer, and can be addictive