AI6YR Ben

The Virtual Future Is Upon Us

"SIMULATED LOBSTER BALLS"

#labels #funny

Apr 7 at 8:11pmWeb
Show threadAI6YR BenApr 7

I suspect a followup post with a photo of my nuts may get me reported and blocked. 🤔

"What did I do in the workshop today? Oh, I was just looking at my nuts!"

Show threadColes Street PotholeApr 7
@ai6yr Whose nuts? Deez nuts.
Show threadPaul_IPv6Apr 7

@ai6yr

the offense isn't looking at your nuts. it's sharing pics of them on social media. :D

Show threadpmonks (330ppm)Apr 7
@paul_ipv6 @ai6yr Depends on the social media tbh. 😏
Show threadTyrone SlothropApr 7
@ai6yr looks like the next thing wil be lots of screwing
Show threadMikeApr 7
@ai6yr Gotta keep your nuts in order.
Show threadBosque BillApr 7
@ai6yr As long as you are not posting photos of you fondling them, I think you're ok.
Show threadjj the Santa BarbarianApr 7
@ai6yr think I am going to bolt out of this conversation
Show threadMitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)Apr 7

@ai6yr just as 'Simulated Cock Fun & Virtual Balls' predicted!

got children? bring 'em along, we'll put 'em to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys0ibW1jPXg

Simulated Cock Fun & Virtual Balls

YouTube
Show threadLeslie BurnsApr 7
@ai6yr And, of course, I first read it as "stimulated."
Show threadFaraiweApr 7

@LeslieBurns @ai6yr

::looks down at shoes::

Same.

Show threadErich M.Apr 7

@ai6yr

All your simulated lobster balls are belong to us!

Show threadme_valentijnApr 7
@ai6yr
I'd consider inviting certain people to suck my simulated lobster balls, but it sounds incredibly unhealthy 😔
Show threadmuddleApr 8
@ai6yr I'm surprised there wasn't any egg white in there (a la surimi, aka "crab sticks"). Maybe all those chemicals are an ersatz substitute...
Show threadAI6YR BenApr 8
@muddle Mmmm... sodium polyphosphate and disodium succinate, my FAVORITE! 🤪
Show threadme_valentijnApr 8
@muddle @ai6yr
With the phosphate starch as a technically edible paste to hold everything together, egg whites probably become redundant 🤷‍♀️
Show threadmuddleApr 8
@me_valentijn @ai6yr Mmmm... "technically edible paste."
Show thread"Mediocre Bunny" EvelynApr 8
@muddle @ai6yr @me_valentijn
Just like Mama used to make
Show threadToken Sane PersonApr 8
@ai6yr This is why the Simulated Lobster is now an endangered species.