Now that's a toy you don't stumble across very often! Not sure what I'd do with it, but others may have a use: https://www.radiacode.com/
@cstross As I suspected: Big iPad won't even _connect_ to the Apple store to check for upgrades. Oh well. 3:O(>
<Gets wallet out again>
The flamethrower is off the shopping list _again_. 3:O((>
@cstross I suspected as much - but I _Like_ the old iPhone 7, and don't need the bells, whistles, gongs and built-in custard pie thrower of the newer models.
I'll probably just get another used iPad - 2022 should be recent enough to run it, and the better camera may be worth it.
3:O)>
(Last week I didn't know I needed a gamma ray spectrometer; then I met Dermot.)