If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
For every bear that ever there was
Which according to paleontologists
And the sort of people who study these things
Is impossible to calculate mathematically
But can be estimated to at least be
In the hundreds of billions
Maybe even trillions of bears
Trillions and trillions of bears
That's a lot of bears
When we said every bear that ever there was
We really didn't consider
The scientific ramifications
And that's on us really
But anyway today's the day
The teddy bears have their picnic.