“The thing you need to know about an oil tanker is that it’s really big. It’s about four soccer fields long”

Why do American writers do this

All this tells me is that oil tankers are really long

I know that oil tankers are long, and I kind of know what one football pitch looks like, but it’s kind of meaningless to say it’s four of them when all I know is “football pitches are long end to end”

“They weigh as much as a skyscraper”

HOW MUCH IS THAT!!! HOW MUCH DOES ONE WEIGH???? All that tells me is that an oil tanker is just really heavy, which is something I already know!!!

@yassie_j i also like comparisons like "A desert is as barren as the surface of the moon". Where they explain deserts, something that quite a few of the readers can be expected to have personally experienced because one can just go there, by reference to a place that twelve people have ever been able to visit and most of them are already dead.
@anya @yassie_j also it undersells how barren the moon really is
@charlotte @yassie_j @anya and how not-barren deserts are
@charlotte @yassie_j @anya "a millionaire is as poor as that homeless guy under the bridge who just got all his worldly possessions stolen", as said by a clueless billionaire