To be fair, people at the Waffle House have really seen some shit. It's actually not out the question that a high-level federal bureaucrat being teleported there by a divine entity might go unnoticed.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/gregg-phillips-teleport-waffle-house-employees-b2951959.html

#WaffleHouse #HolyShit

No one at Waffle House remembers Trump’s FEMA official who claims he was teleported there

None of the two dozen workers and regulars interviewed by The New York Times noticed any metaphysical activity

The Independent
@ThatWeltschmerz “oh, is it Tuesday again already?”