Could you imagine writing for the Onion right now?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/58085829

Chick-fil-A is part of the Trump cult. Never give them your business.
Cracker Barrel is practically part of the MAGA family, but Trump still smacked the shit out of them for changing their logo, which cost them tens of millions reversing a rebrand. I’m sure this tweet even in jest made some folks at Chick Fil A wince in fear.