status_sphereCould you imagine writing for the Onion right now?
The Onion should start writing headlines that come from a world where Trump is a sane and rational person.
It ran an article like that years ago.
Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush delighted an intimate gathering of White House dinner guests Monday, regaling the coterie of dignitaries, artists, and friends with a spirited, off-the-cuff discussion of the Roman poet Virgil’s lesser-known works.
jballsThat just made me nostalgic for a time when our president was just a moron and not a completely narcissistic moron with dementia.
You need to be a bit of a narcissist too want to be president. But, well, the current one kind of overshot that mark.
Also, dementia is not strictly speaking a job requirement. It’s just a tradition that results from an empire in decline selecting leaders that remind them of daddy when times were good.