🐙ptoothfish🐙Artemis-ii crew: We’re back from the far side! We have to tell you about weird glowing portal we passed through. But first, what’d we miss?
CAPCOM: Welcome back, Integrity. We have President Trump on the line with some words of congratulations!
Artemis-ii: Haha that’s a good one, but April Fools Day was last week. Go ahead and put President Ocasio-Cortez on!
CAPCOM: …
Artemis-ii: Oh no!
A stopped clock never boils