Could you imagine writing for the Onion right now?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/58085829

Why are they censoring themselves?
Holy fuckin shit it’s this one comment every single post. You know exactly why words are censored on social media sites.
My question is more why are they censoring themselves when the person they’re parodying didn’t? When the person they are parodying holds likely the highest office in the world today and they themselves are just some random poster?