“The thing you need to know about an oil tanker is that it’s really big. It’s about four soccer fields long”

Why do American writers do this

All this tells me is that oil tankers are really long

I know that oil tankers are long, and I kind of know what one football pitch looks like, but it’s kind of meaningless to say it’s four of them when all I know is “football pitches are long end to end”

“They weigh as much as a skyscraper”

HOW MUCH IS THAT!!! HOW MUCH DOES ONE WEIGH???? All that tells me is that an oil tanker is just really heavy, which is something I already know!!!

@yassie_j don't forget that they also carry several whales worth of oil!
@astrid @yassie_j as much oil as can be fit inside 70 mcmansions
@astrid @yassie_j "honey why are you caulking all the windows and doors???"
@Primavera @astrid nice caulk!
@yassie_j @astrid you joke but it is one of my prime work skills, few can caulk as well as I do