Melancholic Mediocrity 
It should be illegal to manufacture microwaveable pizzas with the instructions on the *back* of the package (which is then covered by the now-unwrapped pizza containing loose toppings that scatter everywhere if you so much as *look* at it wrong because I either a) forgot to read the directions or b) read them but instantly forgot them)
JTinMI@LibertyForward1 May I offer a friendly amendment (based on dinner last night)?
It should also be illegal to print cooking instructions so they run UNDER a package flap that obscures half of them without removing said flap (and possibly destroying the instructions underneath it).