It's bank holiday so husband's doing DIY
The big saw is out on the workbench (not a euphemism)

Listening for the hierarchy of swearing:

'soapy tit wank' & other choice phrases = something has not quite gone according to plan, this is annoying but not life threatening

'shitshitshit' = investigate, ensure First Aid kit is accessible

'incoherent screaming' = dial 999 immediately

dead silence = suspicious

#BankHoliday #HappyEaster #DIY