Everyone told me this account was stupid. They said it would never be successful. People told me to give up and delete it.

Long have I waited for the day I could prove my haters wrong. Take a look at what I made today. Who's the failure now, huh?

@lowqualityfacts better than owing πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜
@lowqualityfacts wow! scraped yourself out of the hole! congratulations.
@lowqualityfacts Just buy a fern: no man is a failure who has fronds.
@lowqualityfacts bet you can double that in no time. I believe in you! Go for it!
@lowqualityfacts Congrats! Before you know it, it’ll be DOUBLE that!
@lowqualityfacts That's 3 times what I've made this year.

@lowqualityfacts You could mint your own low-quality pop-ups!

Or: "*Cha-ching* You just earned $0.00 for reading this low-qualify fact!"

@lowqualityfacts

Congratulations! That's 50 times what I've earned.