I just got called "sir" by a "yOu CaN aLwAyS teLL" type.
Because.
You know.
He can ALWAYS tell.

😂😂

#trans #queer #agender #DefinitelyNotASir #ByAnyStretchOfDefinition

@aby can we get these idiots to refocus their innate "can always tell" skills on more useful things? Like, "can always tell"

- this avacado is ripe enough for guacamole
- that is definately cancer
- you have lupus
- when to get your snow tires off
- that produce/dairy is about to expire don't eat it.
- that paint is wet, don't sit there

@tezoatlipoca - this toot is from my legal team, informing you that I will be stealing this bit for future use.

@aby ya like it? it's yours kid.

Thanks folks, you're a great crowd, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitperson, try the liver special.