At the self-checkout in the grocery store...

Voice: Please touch screen to begin.

[Touches screen.]

Voice: Holy fuck! YESSSSSSS!!!!! Do this again! PLEEEEAAAASE!

[Touches screen.]

Voice: OMG! Was it as good for you as it was for me? [Lights cigarette.] On a scale from 1 to 5 how satisfied are you with this encounter?

#SelfCheckout #GroceryStore #touch

@yourautisticlife that why i turn off the volume