At the self-checkout in the grocery store...
Voice: Please touch screen to begin.
[Touches screen.]
Voice: Holy fuck! YESSSSSSS!!!!! Do this again! PLEEEEAAAASE!
[Touches screen.]
Voice: OMG! Was it as good for you as it was for me? [Lights cigarette.] On a scale from 1 to 5 how satisfied are you with this encounter?