Mastodawn

Three planes over my garden this afternoon

https://lemmy.world/post/45247263

maniacalmanicmania 23h ago

So the ArkNet is real.

TrackinDaKraken 23h ago

Post this in Nextdoor and at least three people will talk seriously about “chemtrails”.

Or, maybe that’s just my neighborhood.

EDIT: So, I open Nextdoor and find this as the top post. Neighbor posted about “suspicious haze” and “chemtrails”, can’t make this shit up:

TachyonTele 23h ago

I think things like that are a prerequisite for Nextdoor

RememberTheApollo_22h ago

Nextdoor is quite often the trailerpark of social media. Anyone walking or driving through the neighborhood is suspicious. Every comment chain winds up with at least one “praise jesus” nut who spams flowers and cross emoji “art” in their reply. Any loud noise is gunfire, a bomb, terrorists, follwed by “praise trump”, “praise jesus” and racist comments.

Any comment is subject to random injection of misogyny, right wing politics, racism (direct or implied) conspiracies, and liberal bashing regardless of the subject.

atomicbocks 20h ago

The worst is that lately it keeps turning notifications back on. So I’ll go a year without hearing anything from Nextdoor, an account I haven’t logged-in to since before the pandemic, and then all of a sudden out of fucking nowhere I’m getting a dozen emails about gunshots and all this other stuff miles away on like the 3rd of July or December 30th… when it’s definitely not gunshots.

IndiBrony 23h ago

ngl, I came in here specifically to jokingly remark something along the lines of “So they’re doing geometric chemtrails now?”

PaulieDied 8h ago

I considered calling them chemtrails in the title but decided the more neutral approach would probably work better

Echo Dot 1h ago

I think it’s like in Tron where if the chemtrails touch, the aircraft blows up.

I love how perfectly mild this is.

Those are clearly line segments, not planes. /bad geometry joke

RememberTheApollo_22h ago

Must be using tris and not quads with that misaligned vertex.

Hadriscus 36m ago

ngon nightmare, I’m not cleaning that up

Ghostie 20h ago

You kidding me? This was an excellent joke for the context.

Watch out for those chemtrails! They will turn your frogs gay or some shit like that idk

Is this loss?

_stranger_22h ago

That looks like the Shrike’s pain tree coming into phase with local reality.

OrteilGenou 21h ago

Aerometry

altphoto 21h ago

The sky is broken!!! Hurry! Hide!

Me and my kids play a game of trying to get as many planes in one picture as you can.

They have to be flying though. The kids didn’t accept my picture from the airport.

We also do the same thing with water towers. Because they normally aren’t close together.

Onno (VK6FLAB)20h ago

It appears that reality is shattering … did you see a black cat by any chance?

(It’s a Matrix joke … laugh)

Mildly satisfying

Angryhumanoid 20h ago

I’m not happy about this.

PaulieDied 8h ago

I played around with the live picture but when I rewinded too far the other line wouldn’t touch. Sorry mate, it’s real life… it’s rarely perfect

Angryhumanoid 1h ago

Heh no worries, I just needed something to humorously complain about, it’s my nature.

humanspiral 19h ago

RIP… Tron rules on those trails, apparently.

Doomsider 19h ago

Alex Jones warned us about these sky spiders.

Beetschnapps 17h ago

OP is now the gay.

Mildly interesting? Oh boy, I should probably not post a photo of the sky here.

the friggin frogs

NocturnalMorning 16h ago

Looks like screen tearing in the fabric of reality. You can fix that by turning on anti-aliasing.

Grandwolf319 15h ago

Almost looks like fantastic four.

SailorFuzz 54m ago

Or maybe, the sky cracked?

Bro, you’re gay now.