Overwritten #MoralPanic, which The Times labels an Idea.
@jeffjarvis geebus flapping crisps, have they considered THERAPY???

@faraiwe I was just getting ready to reply something similar but I could never lead it as a good as, "geebus flapping crisps"

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@paul @jeffjarvis Yup, it's a head turner. I leave it as public open copyleftiest, so feel free to use at will.

"man, how did you even come up with silly dumb stuff like that??"

Look, when you wrench away in obnoxiously sturdy off-road vehicles, you tend to expand your short word combinatory vocabulary, a lot and very quick. You also buy many, many 10mm sockets. Yelp 2/5.

@faraiwe I always though socket and wrench sets should come an extra 10mm socket and wrench or two. lol. @jeffjarvis

@paul ...or 12.

And rum.

@jeffjarvis I feel like I've been reading variations on that passage since about 1995.
@jeffjarvis they're smitten by their own prose and it's obnoxious.
@jeffjarvis has this writer been stuffed in a locker most of their life?
@adubya @jeffjarvis the most important question is, should they have STAYED there??