the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard Is John Mastodon back posting again?

@steff @davidgerard John Mastodon is a distributed being with a shard of consciousness within each regular Mastodon user.

So yes.

@johnefrancis @davidgerard like the spirit of Christmas?

It was my recollection, that John Mastodon was the all-powerful CEO of Mastodon, Inc. who decided to turn himself into an AI agent, and was immediately defederated. SO say, you can still catch glimpses of his lonely isolated toot in the public times…

@steff @davidgerard I haven't heard that one, but its hard to keep track or even imagine all the possible outcomes of a distributed, quantum, transcendental being like John Mastodon
@davidgerard @steff cuts wood faster than Paul Bunyan and Joe Mufferaw, tougher that Chuck Norris's mythology.

@johnefrancis @steff @davidgerard

We are all John Mastodon and John Mastodon is all of us.

Except for that guy over there. <points>