Eventful weekend.

Mobile phone caught fire* on Friday morning, and there's a bird in the loft space.

Related: it's bloody difficult to buy a mobile phone without a mobile phone.

* I exaggerate, but not by much. I plugged it in to charge on Thursday night, and a couple of minutes later it sounded its
overheating alarm. I unplugged it. In the morning, its usual charger wouldn't touch it, and the other one to hand made it get extremely hot, very quickly, and it let out a bit of magic smoke.