CultLeader4Hire

Punny

https://lemmy.world/post/45238715

Apr 6 at 8:13amWeb
Show threadkambushaApr 6
It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.
Show threaddiffaldoApr 6
It also hurts teeth and gum.
Show threadOpenStarsApr 6
Kill it. And not just it, but the women and the children too!
Show threadAeronMelonApr 6
“The cactus was juicy, but I had to pull stickers out of my teeth.”
Show threadOdoApr 6
Meanwhile, poor Nuñez:
Show threadproleApr 6
I’ll always upvote PBF. Best webcomic of all time.
Show threadSeductiveTortoiseApr 6
There are worse ways to go. I guess.
Show threadMajorMajormajormajorApr 6
Yeah, but there are also better ways too. Death by snu snu is what I want.
Show threadSeductiveTortoiseApr 6
Same. Which Amazons should go first?
Show threadfrogApr 6

Source

Cactus Cupcakes! - Sweet Smorgasbord

I did these succulent or cactus cupcake for the birthday of an Arizona lover! :) These are s'mores flavored cupcakes: chocolate cake with a...

Sweet Smorgasbord
Show threadCellariApr 6
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Show threadTattorackApr 6
Aaahhhhh… Perfect. My kind of humour. :D
Show threadqqqApr 6
I remember being a kid and the teachers just made it seem like the difference between desert and dessert was just so deeply important.
Show threadRaindrops and RosesApr 6
@qqq @CultLeader4Hire But there is nothing more important.
Show threadproleApr 6
“Dessert has two ‘s’ because you want more of it”
Show threadfirebarrageApr 6
Same here. My teacher gave us the line “Dessert has two 's’es because it is Sweet and Sugary”.
Show threadGreenKnight23Apr 6

“Dessert has two S’s because you want to share it with a friend.”

I never got it because I would never share dessert with a friend.