You know, when I lived in the other place, the one that some people decry as socialism or whatever, I could confirm my pay as you go taxes for the year in a few clicks on a free website. Anyway, many hours with TurboTax later, I’ve filed my 2025 return. Please clap.

I have never encountered more bizarre bureaucracy and egregious form filling than in these United States.

I like paying taxes. Taxes are good. I would gladly pay more of them in exchange for functional services, universal healthcare, and nice things that people in other countries typically enjoy. But I do not enjoy bureaucracy or Intuit.
I also do not enjoy war of any kind, less so those fought by madmen, and it would appear I have helped to fund one.
@ben The US is very (very) big on punishing everyone in advance to try (ineffectively) to prevent cheating, and also on inserting rent-seeking into the process wherever possible.

@ben My other half is a US citizen and, notwithstanding that we live, work and earn money in England, she's UK tax-resident and has already paid UK income tax, she has to file a US tax return every year. The entire process is so complicated, Kafka-esque and loaded with bear traps that we have to pay a specialist US ex-pat tax accountant to do it for her, at a cost of well over a grand every year.

"Land of the Free", my arse.

@ben my personal interactions with HMRC as a common-or-garden salaried employee with no extra income amounted to:

* receiving two automatic refund cheques after periods of unemployment (unexpected free money in the post is a nice surprise!) and the resulting tax code chaos after getting back on PAYE; and
* asking some questions when I left the UK.

Miss that simplicity, especially as I somehow ended up owing tax this year.