@skinnylatte I feel like a "he is risen" email to a bunch of people who worry about contaminated meat is maybe in poor taste? Like no one wants zombie cows.

@SRLevine @skinnylatte

Cows are our friends. I would welcome our bovine zombie overlords.

@skinnylatte Ēostre is *not* pleased with their blasphemic ways.
@skinnylatte ironically, this was the same subject line I used to invite people to our new easter holiday tradition: Watching zombie movies. If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, there's no reason why 28 Days Later cannot be an Easter movie.

@skinnylatte "If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today / he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA" ---Matt Johnson, 1989.

(or, detained and tortured by ICE before being "black-holed" (in quotes, because), if updated to the here and now)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRYwxotoe5o

Armageddon Days (Are Here Again) (Remastered)

YouTube
@skinnylatte @Laukidh unless he’s a sourdough I’m not interested