#Overheard

👤: "We'll need to organize a meeting time."
 "Oh good. Here's a website we can use for coordinating when everyone will be available."
👤: "It's only four people. We don't need a website for that."
(one week later)
🗣️: "Oh yeah, I didn't show up for that meeting because I wasn't available, because no two people use the phrase 'next week' the same way."

#Overheard

👤: "Okay, here's the pages for you to color."
 : "I'll need color guides for these characters."
👤: "Just use whatever colors you want. I trust you."
(three pages later)
👤: "Oh, sorry, this character is a *grey* wolf."

@xinjinmeng series of events zhat makes you go "why are you like zhis"
yet you can't voice it out loud because of *professionalism*