"Thank you for having done this."

"No problem!"

"Obviously. Why would there be a problem?"

"..."

"Are *you* planning to cause problems?"

"No!"

"Then, why did you say 'no problem' when it was *obvious* that there wouldn't be a problem?"

"To signify that it wasn't a problem."

"Yes, but only someone who wants to divert attention away from problems would claim that it isn't."

"Er..."

#problems