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@carrideen poor horsie
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer 

WASHINGTON—Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Friday that he was replacing ousted top general Randy George with a horse that drinks beer. “With Dusty’s wartime promotion to Army chief of staff, we’re putting the world on notice that the days of buzzkill […]

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@carrideen many thanks for such a lengthy transcription job 👍
@carrideen it's standing on its back legs and screaming due to needing the cake. Come on!
@carrideen that is beautiful, thank you. 😄😄
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This totally breaks my heart and makes me want to cry. Poor horse! I would give it cake if I could. 😢