Happy Easter everyone! Remember, Jesus's powers are at their strongest today. So today's Low Quality Ad is for this Prayer Pin. Make sure you pray hard for him to smite all your enemies.
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You all definitely didn't immediately think of one specific person when you saw this pin, right?
@lowqualityfacts Honestly? I translated they as plural, and assigned the prayer to the entire MAGA administration.
@lowqualityfacts not a person, per se πŸ˜†

@lowqualityfacts

The quality of your low quality facts is improving.

Be careful you don't get labelled as a subversive

@lowqualityfacts Three. Three specific people.
✞ 24 Sacred Prayers to Shield Trump ✞ - God's Blessing

A prayer for protection for Donald Trump from any harm or danger, specifically focusing on the threat of assassination. This prayer seeks divine intervention

God\'s Blessing
@lowqualityfacts After Trump dies, will MAGA's start to pray Trump instead of Jesus?

@bhasic @lowqualityfacts that depends if they put a horrible hairpiece on the robot his wife has been seeing on the side.

I’d give it 3 days.