Jon HancockThese places always overpromise. It turns out that Dent only had one vampire, not vampires plural.
Roger BW 😷@BigJackBrass And the knitters were only a bit rubbish, not really sinking to the level of Terrible.
@RogerBW Interestingly—although also a bit of a disappointment—the name comes from their renowned speed, as they were "terrible fast" at knitting. Sounds great until you learn that they had to be, because they were paid a pittance for each piece.