Them: But Grill, aren't Betamax players sold for hundreds of dollars online?
Me:
Them: And aren't you still trying to hunt down a CED Videodisc Player?
Me: 
Them: But Grill, aren't Betamax players sold for hundreds of dollars online?
Me:
Them: And aren't you still trying to hunt down a CED Videodisc Player?
Me: 
Ya know, it's been a while, maybe we should see if there's a cheaper Videodisc player for sale somewhere.
IS THAT THE LITERAL BEST MODEL OF PLAYER EVER MADE AT HALF THE PRICE NORMALLY LISTED ANYWHERE UP FOR BIDDING ON?!? 

Nah, the price on it went through the ROOF and it wasn't even confirmed working!
What does it take for a grill to find a CED VideoDisc player that is functional enough I could repair it or that just plain works?!? 