Draken BlackKnight
Happy 9th Mastodon Won't Survive Day to all who celebrate.
https://mashable.com/article/mastodon-wont-survive
Six reasons Mastodon won't survive

The hot new thing in social media has some big problems.

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Show threadCaio C. G. Oliveira13h ago
@draken Poor Lance.
Show threadBill11h ago
@caiocgo @draken Aged like fresh milk.
Show threadToughest Bastard on the Fedi12h ago
@draken
@djsundog
Here's to 9 more years if I last that long.
Show threadRobin Syl 🌸 12h ago
@draken I feel dumber for having read the article. Why did I do that
Show threadDraken BlackKnight12h ago
@robinsyl
Wait until you read about John Mastodon.
Show threadzeyus11h ago
@draken "blech!" To Lance (blech!)
Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈10h ago
@draken it's just a fad
Show threadZĂŠ Benedito9h ago

@draken

There is nothing intrinsically wonderful about Mastodon aside from the fact that it's not Twitter and, more importantly, is not a part of a public company that needs to make money.A meaningless detail, unimportant in 2017 and still inconsequential today.

Boy, did this this article age poorly.