My bag got pulled for extra screening. The reason? I had a folded up newspaper in it. When the TSA agent pulled it out, she said, “A newspaper‽ Where did you get that? Who has a newspaper in 2026??”
@abdalian@mroach Another Onion print subscriber here. In-person circulation is another nice feature of the print Onion. My father in law loves it but rarely uses a computer, so I save my old copies and bring them whenever we visit.