My bag got pulled for extra screening. The reason? I had a folded up newspaper in it. When the TSA agent pulled it out, she said, “A newspaper‽ Where did you get that? Who has a newspaper in 2026??”
@abdalian I have a print subscription to The Onion. That’s about all the news I want to consume.
@mroach I’ve been tempted. I miss the days where I could pick up a print copy of The Onion for free at the train stop near my place.
@abdalian @mroach Another Onion print subscriber here. In-person circulation is another nice feature of the print Onion. My father in law loves it but rarely uses a computer, so I save my old copies and bring them whenever we visit.