NegativePrimesKnowing that Oscar Wilde was queer, I wonder if he wanted to write an alternate ending to "The Importance of Being Earnest" in which Cecily and Gwendolyn end up with each other after finding out that John and Algy have been lying to them. Such a variation could have proven at least as amusing as the published version. 😁
Actually, does anyone write Oscar Wilde fanfic? 'Cause I think this needs a fanfic.