German men need military permit for extended stays abroad
The new military service law requires all men under 45 to seek approval from the Bundeswehr to leave the country for longer than three months. It also obliges the military career center to issue it.
Why? Because Germans thought that kissing asses (Russian, American, even Hungarian) will solve all their problems. But it didn’t. Who would have thought that kissing asses will become more expensive than just stop mocking upon dying Ukrainians and help them? (Any sane person have, actually)
When asked, the ministry spokesperson pointed out that "the regulation was already in place during the Cold War and had no practical relevance; in particular, there are no penalties for violating it.”