Mastodawn

Now accepting "crew donations" to warm the pipes sounds like a pickup line 🫣

@catsalad 🥴
very much 🥴

@catsalad
I had to pee all damn day today....I'll Fedex it to them.

@catsalad "... immediately followed by a dump ..."

@catsalad "... are you looking for a maximum number of donations or a minimum . What would a minimum number be?"

The innuendo is killing me

@catsalad
The adult industry is probably reenacting that scene for a sequel to The Uranus Experiment right now. 👀