"...put the frozen urine into the sun...." 🤔

CNN: More than half way to the moon, the Artemis II astronauts are grappling with a toilet problem

https://lite.cnn.com/2026/04/04/science/artemis-2-toilet-malfunction

#space #pee

More than half way to the moon, the Artemis II astronauts grappled with a toilet problem

Toilet issues have plagued the four astronauts on the Artemis II mission as the Orion capsule on its way to the moon.

CNN

Here we are floating in outer space
Only problem with this place
Is the toilet's stuck and it won't flush
I think the pee has turned to slush
Ah crap, what do you do
When you cannot take a number two

#spaceship #poem (human)

@ai6yr

Dreaming of the wealth and fame,
the everlasting glow of my name
if perchance it might be me
to receive that jettisoned bag of pee.

Ah, well, I never claimed to be as fine a poet as you are, Ben!

@oldclumsy_nowmad LOL I like it!