Mastodawn

There's a queer club night where they want everyone to dress up as Pokémon.

I'm imagining someone going around hitting on people with the pickup line, "Pikachu! I choose you!"

@LilahTovMoon I want someone to go there a month later as a Slowpoke

@avatastic I mean, someone could go to next month's non-pokémon themed Feral party like that 😆

Or turn up early as a Snorlax and block the door.

@LilahTovMoon I'd bring a pokeball and throw it at everyone I find attractive.

I assume the bouncers would be dressed as Jesse and James and they would fight me after hitting too many people with a pokeball.

@LilahTovMoon what the name of the snoring one again? Because that could be me