Hey guys....
...Did you know if an entire gang of bikers tries to intimate me after I blow the whistle on like 3 trap houses, I turn into a Spetnaz in my head and scare an entire gang out of a neighborhood in #losangeles?
I could write a book about how my last month went and I almost died like 4 times and even got poisoned by natural gas when my coworker didn't mention they were illegally squatting when I stayed with them.
I'm alive, but it's a long story O.o
@skyfire747 And scaring literal gangs of Nazis out of actual neighborhoods now instead of just Reddit.
That was just practice.
Turns out 99% of modern gang members are like 19, on every drug you can imagine, and so squishy looking I would use them as a sandbag before I would a solider.
Then the 1% who are actually scary are kinda like me, just meaner and I can run faster.
@bardmoss I think I should just keep doing really cool shit until someone makes me a Star or something.
Maybe I'll just do it myself.
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