Mastodawn

Oh dear. Viking Cruises have a daily event called "Munch Moments." 😬

(It's named for the artist, not ... the other thing.)

It's listed under "Onboard Enrichment." 😂

Viking Cruises clearly needs more 8th-grade boys in their marketing department.

I'm laughing so hard I'm wheezing, and Mr. Blue is looking at me like I've gone mad.

ONBOARD ENRICHMENT

(not a euphemism)

(yes a euphemism)

Mr. Blue's parents are taking a Viking Cruise later this year, but Mr. Blue said I can't ask them about Munch Moments.

Mr. Blue is a party pooper.

you always hope for the party pee-er