Speaking of local sodas, here's First Choice Cola from Pirkka, the store brand of K-markets here. It first debuted in mid-90s with embarrassingly out of touch attempt at being "hip" and their slogan of "Thirsty like a janitor" because why not.

It disappeared long ago, only to resurface as a retro product last year. Because it didn't taste like ass already, it now only exists as sugar free variant, almost like Xzibit himself needed something that's like eating ass while you eat ass.

If there something that tastes artificial, this'd be the definition.

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