A.R. Moxon
some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows
Apr 4 at 7:21pmWeb
Show threadb҉23h ago
@juliusgoat.bsky.social @masnick.com we are not the same
b҉ (@[email protected])

I teleported to Perkins Family Restaurant

convo//casa
Show threadJackMex22h ago

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

If I were to be teleported, I’d choose Tijuana.

Show threadloucovey21h ago
@juliusgoat.bsky.social and I am incredibly saddened by my lack of teleportation powers.
Show threadSiobhan21h ago

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

I really tried! But found myself at the same damn Denny’s in Lodi every time.

Show threadCenobyte 19h ago
@juliusgoat.bsky.social @lisamelton I’m working on a teleporter that will teleport you to the nearest waffle house from anywhere in the universe
It’s exhausting work but I’m getting closer!